You May Have Made A Bad V.P. Pick If . . .

If people keep hitting their internet browser refresh buttons to see what else has come out about her, you might have made a bad VP pick.

If your surrogates are citing her time on the PTA and refueling stops as credentials, you might have made a bad VP pick.

If the word “secessionist” comes up during your convention’s video tribute to Abraham Lincoln, you might have made a bad VP pick.

If Google associates her name with Dan Quayle (122,000 hits), Tom Eagleton (26,100 hits), and Spiro Agnew (21,500 hits), you may have made a bad VP pick.

If the phrase “Jews for Jesus” appears in press coverage previewing her convention speech, you might just have made a bad VP pick.

If there's a picture of her holding a (Bridge to) Nowhere t-shirt, you may have made a bad VP pick.

If the phrase "executive privilege" is used with respect to a pending investigation against her, you just may have made a bad VP pick.

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